Hey everybody what's up? Don't actually answer that. Well today I was thinking about the time when George Lucas offered to give me a trailer. It was really sad he just kept begging me to take it he...
*Actual video from Lucas Arts*
[Lucas walks down the hall of his office with a new script. Anakin jumps up from behind a desk.]
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! ANAKIN I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT!!!!!"
"Hahahaha oh you're such a kidder. Listen I was kinda wondering if you had given any more thought to getting me that uhhh... trailer I had asked for?"
"ANAKIN I TOLD YOU THAT I AM NOT GOING TO GET YOU A TRAILER!!!!!!"
[In a whiney voice]"But Samuel L. Jackson has one and I'm every bit as good if not better than him..."
"SAM TOLD YOU NEVER TO SPEAK HIS NAME AGAIN YOU OWN HIM ANOTHER MILLION!"
"Awww man."
"AND YOU ARE NO WHERE NEAR AS GOOD AS HIM AT ANYTHING YOU LOSER!!!!!"
[Anakin slinks off to his "desk" to pout]
[cut to Anakin sitting at his "desk"]
[Anakin looks up and see's Samuel L. Jackson's trailer sitting in the parking lot a mischievous grin creeps over his face]
"Now where did my screwdriver go?"
*Lucas*
"Now this next section is so ridiculous that I felt I needed to preface it so you would know that it is real. This video you are about to see was filmed by Padme from her trailer window... well I guess that about does it... enjoy."
*Back to the video*
[Anakin is slinking around between padme's and Sameul's trailers clutching a small screwdriver in his hand]
[Anakin] "Oooooooh I have a trailer I'm sooooo cool because my name is Samuel L. Jackson. Lalala lululu blahblahblah moomoomoo.
[He drops and the camera looses him for a second. Camera jerks down and we see Anakin laying on the ground next to Samuel's trailer. He lifts his screwdriver to one of the panels]{Note these panels are glued on not screwed in.}
"I'll just take some of these nice shiny panels here."
[Attempts to unscrew nonexistent screws for about a minute. He starts to screw faster and faster then starts stabbing the trailer wall]
"YAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
[Samuel]"HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU PSYCHOPATH GET AWAY FROM MY TRAILER HEY HEY HEY!!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHH"
[Anakin gets up screams briefly and runs for his life toward his "desk". All the while Padme is laughing her head off and Samuel is still screaming.]
[Cuts to Samuel L. Jackson and the star wars security walking up to Anakin's "desk" where Anakin sits shuffling papers that Lucas Arts threw out.]
[Anakin]"Hey guys how's it going?"
[Samuel]"WHAAAAAT!!!!"
"I said how's it going?"
"HOW'S IT GOING, HOW'S IT GOING?!!! I'LL TELL YOU HOW IT'S GOING YOU JUST DINGED UP MY TRAILER!!!!!!!!!!"
"What are you talking about man I've been here doing paper work all day."
"WE GOT IT ALL ON VIDEO YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!"
[Samuel shows Anakin the tape]
[Anakin]"Haha that's pretty funny. I do have one question where did you get someone who looks so much like me?"
"IT IS YOU, YOU FOOL!!!!! YOU WERE JUST AT MY TRAILER WHACKING IT WITH A SCREWDRIVER!!!!"
[Anakin looks over at the security guards]"Can you believe this guy?"
[Cut to Anakin sitting in jail for dist ruction of property]
*Back to Anakin*
...Yeah so that's about what happened those guys are so funny.
{Note all of the videos and interviews that have been posted were posted without Anakin's knowledge.}
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